THE POOPIE LIST
Bathroom Humor at its finest:
- Ghost Poopie
- The kind where you feel the poopie
come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
- Clean Poopie
- The kind where you poopie it out,
see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet
- Wet Poopie
- The kind where you wipe your butt
50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put
some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you
won't ruin them with a stain.
- Second Wave Poopie
- This happens when you're done
Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees,
and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
- The kind where you strain so much
to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
- Gassy Poopie
- It's so noisy, everyone within
earshot is laughing.
- Drinker Poopie
- The kind of Poopie you have the
morning after a long night of drinking. Its most
noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the
- Lincoln Log Poopie
- The kind of Poopie that is so huge
you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into
little pieces with the toilet brush.
- Corn Poopie
- The kind where you want to Poopie
but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
- Spinal Tap Poopie
- That's where it hurts so badly
coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
- Wet Cheeks Poopie (The
- The kind that comes out of your
butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
- Liquid Poopie
- The kind where yellowish-brown
liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the
- Mexican Poopie
- It smells so bad your nose burns.
- The Surprise Poopie
- You're not even at the toilet
because you are sure you're about to fart, but
- The Dangling Poopie
- This Poopie refuses to drop into
the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing
it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
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