THE PEEPEE LIST

Next time you go to the public toilets you may observe one of the following types of vistors:

Excitable Type: Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.
Sociable Type: Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.
Timid Type: Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.
Noisy Type: Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.
Indifferent Type: All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
Clever Type: Pisses without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time.
Vain Type: Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.
Absent-Minded Type: Opens jacket, takes out tie, pisses in pants.
Worried Type: Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while pissing.
Disgruntled Type: Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to piss, fails, farts again and walks out muttering.
Sneaky Type: Drops silent farts while pissing and looks at the bloke next to him.
Sloppy Type: Pisses on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.
Learned Type: Reads a book or newspaper while pissing.
Childish Type: Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while pissing.
Strong Type: Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.
Drunken Type: Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pisses in trousers.
Embarrassed Type: Covers tool with both hands and pisses through fingers.
Cock-Eyed Type: Stands in one cubical and pisses in next one.